cute trash

sasha, 16, pansexual✿
me:  *playing an rpg*
me:  I'm gonna be the villain this time
me:  *starts to feel bad and makes good choices*

0ptimummm:

Today this girl in class looked different because she had straightened her hair and I told her it was so pretty and straight and she goes “unlike me”. So me thinking that she has bad self esteem, I say “don’t say that. You’re pretty.” To which she replies “oh no, im pretty. I’m just not straight.” And I shit you not my stomach still hurts from laughing too hard.

sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

punacceptable:

I’m saying “excuse me” but I mean “why the fuck are u and ur friends fucking standing in the middle of the hallway blocking everyone what the fuck u fucker”

telernarketing:

talking to someone and they go offline straight away

image

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon spinning on a desk chair until it breaks

folkmessiah:

getting spoken to as if i’m straight by straight people who assume everyone is straight, subsequently feeling like the world’s most useless and irritated secret agent

bombing:

dantheman2033:

bombing:

if you’re on the sun then sun dried tomatoes are just tomatoes

Wouldn’t they just be dried tomatoes, because they are still not normal tomatoes

i just googled this and turns out there aren’t any tomatoes on the sun so it looks like we’re both wrong but more importantly you’re wrong

eggoji:

Enjoy your fucking flowery tasting water you asshole

7u7:

My favorite genre is “starts out normal but then turns into really disturbing psychological horror”

jonesypop:

Kiki’s Delivery Service!

thebrewingcat:

Ready for work T.T
Almost 3 months of hrt!