cute trash

sasha, 16, pansexual✿

portablemiah:

American History textbooks more like

Chapter 1: Introduction to White People
Chapter 2: White Settlers and the Indian Savages
Chapter 3: Whitey Makes a Country
Chapter 4: The Blacks
Chapter 5: Wars, Wars, Wars
Chapter 6: No More Racism!: Martin Luther King Jr. Gives a Speech
Chapter 7: The Modern Whites

literallyreyna:

shipping femslash like

literallyreyna:

shipping femslash like

viciousdoughnut:

september? more like october preparation month

kobetyrant:

me: *sees a cute gay*

me: *wonders if they can tell I’m also a cute gay*

senpaimami:

*is shy and quiet but also nasty as fuck*

princetabris:

I’m not even a person anymore I’m just stress and sadness

shuckl:

*clenches fists* i just want tattoos

HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

neopetsilluminati:

sometimes a lucky soul is spared 

neopetsilluminati:

sometimes a lucky soul is spared 

and uh yeah

—every student at the end of their presentation (via sassykardashian)

coochiepebble:

*Hears footsteps towards my room* Please dont