cute trash

sasha, 16, pansexual✿
me:  *playing an rpg*
me:  I'm gonna be the villain this time
me:  *starts to feel bad and makes good choices*


Today this girl in class looked different because she had straightened her hair and I told her it was so pretty and straight and she goes “unlike me”. So me thinking that she has bad self esteem, I say “don’t say that. You’re pretty.” To which she replies “oh no, im pretty. I’m just not straight.” And I shit you not my stomach still hurts from laughing too hard.


"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators


I’m saying “excuse me” but I mean “why the fuck are u and ur friends fucking standing in the middle of the hallway blocking everyone what the fuck u fucker”


talking to someone and they go offline straight away



Imagine your icon spinning on a desk chair until it breaks


getting spoken to as if i’m straight by straight people who assume everyone is straight, subsequently feeling like the world’s most useless and irritated secret agent




if you’re on the sun then sun dried tomatoes are just tomatoes

Wouldn’t they just be dried tomatoes, because they are still not normal tomatoes

i just googled this and turns out there aren’t any tomatoes on the sun so it looks like we’re both wrong but more importantly you’re wrong


Enjoy your fucking flowery tasting water you asshole


My favorite genre is “starts out normal but then turns into really disturbing psychological horror”


Kiki’s Delivery Service!


Ready for work T.T
Almost 3 months of hrt!